HOGWARTS CIRCA 1976:
drugs
sex
war
...But you already knew that.
Obviously.
So let's learn something new.
Thats what youre supposed to do at school, right?
Learn stuff?
Yeah.
VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW:
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
Medical research has found substances in mistletoe that can slow down tumor growth.
On average, a disposable diaper can hold up to 7 pounds of liquid.
Babies develop fingernails before their liver
A sneeze travels out your mouth at ov-
"Oi, wait, isn't this supposed to be about ME?"
"Sirius, you pouf, shut the hell up."
"Wait... that baby thing is a lie, right? That's just ridiculous."
"Moony, you're a nerd."
"And you're an arse, James."
"...Well met."
"Aren't we supposed be listening...?"
"Since when do we do what we're supposed to?"
"Oh, oh, I know! NEVER."
"You two are idiots."
"Your mum's an idiot."
"OOH, Moony, what'cha gonna do now?"
"...you're still idiots."
"Um, guys? The plot?"
"Shut up, Peter."
drugs
sex
war
...But you already knew that.
Obviously.
So let's learn something new.
Thats what youre supposed to do at school, right?
Learn stuff?
Yeah.
VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW:
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
Medical research has found substances in mistletoe that can slow down tumor growth.
On average, a disposable diaper can hold up to 7 pounds of liquid.
Babies develop fingernails before their liver
A sneeze travels out your mouth at ov-
"Oi, wait, isn't this supposed to be about ME?"
"Sirius, you pouf, shut the hell up."
"Wait... that baby thing is a lie, right? That's just ridiculous."
"Moony, you're a nerd."
"And you're an arse, James."
"...Well met."
"Aren't we supposed be listening...?"
"Since when do we do what we're supposed to?"
"Oh, oh, I know! NEVER."
"You two are idiots."
"Your mum's an idiot."
"OOH, Moony, what'cha gonna do now?"
"...you're still idiots."
"Um, guys? The plot?"
"Shut up, Peter."